Lisa Brown's Books
Jul.27.2010
When the sun goes down and everything is wonderfully cold and dark, a vampire boy and a little witch go searching for children in the night.
But this is no ordinary night. It is Halloween, and what they find may surprise them. . . .
May.01.2010
Jennie's connection with her twin brother, Toby, grew stronger after he died in 1864. Now Jennie must rely on her ability to communicate with the dead to find out what has happened to her beloved fiance, Will, while he was off at war. The army says he died honorably in battle. His brother confides that he became a violent criminal and died in a prison camp. Jennie begins to doubt...
Aug.25.2009
How scared can you get in only 30 seconds? Dare to find out with Half-Minute Horrors, a collection of deliciously terrifying short short tales and creepy illustrations by an exceptional selection of writers and illustrators, including bestselling talents Lemony Snicket, James Patterson, Neil Gaiman, R.L.Stine, Faye Kellerman, Holly Black, Melissa Marr, Margaret Atwood, Jon Scieszka...
May.01.2009
If you're a new parent, you know how hard it is to get quality alone time with your partner. Instead of blaming the kid, put him to work! This handy manual will teach your baby how to set the mood for an intimate evening (and then make himself scarce - thanks, baby!) Baby Get Me Some Lovin' is essential for expectant parents, harried mothers, tired fathers, and overly involved...
May.13.2008
Sometimes you get what you want.
Sometimes you don’t.
This is a book about those times.
Oct.28.2007
Latkes are potato pancakes served at Hanukkah. Lemony Snicket is an alleged children’s book author. Lisa Brown is an alleged illustrator. For the first time in literary history, these three elements are combined in one book. People who are interested in any or all of these things will find this book so enjoyable it will feel as if Hanukkah is being celebrated for several years,...
May.01.2007
Supposedly written for babies, but really for their parents, this series hilariously suggests that babies can do things like mix cocktails and change car oil if they are properly trained.
Jul.27.2006
Are you a parent? Have your finances become a chore? Perhaps you should hand over those onerous fiscal responsibilities to someone with a little more time on their hands: your child. Let them wait in line at the bank. What else have they got to do? Thanks, Baby!
Jun.14.2006
Are you a parent? Are you tired of driving around in an old wreck of an automobile? Never fear; help is on the way. This book will teach your little ones the ins and outs of basic car repair. It’s quick, easy, and best of all, cheaper than your local garage! Now wipe off your greasy paws, get into your carseat, and we’ll hit the road! Thanks, baby!
May.09.2006
Geared toward small children, helping them imagine themselves as other beings.
Nov.03.2005
Little ones learn to help out around the house with this humorous book from McSweeney’s new Irregulars series. Many people are parents, and many parents get hungry. It’s time to show those infants how to concoct a simple breakfast! This instructional board book teaches precious little angels to be useful, at long last. It’s a delicious way to start the day. Thanks, Baby!
Want to dress like the Pope? Well, why not? After all, the Pope is one of the most important people in the world. He gets invited to state dinners and stuff like that, and he lives in an ornate place called the Vatican. You, meanwhile, are often dressed like a slob, and spend your days serving coleslaw. (Note: the last part of the preceding sentence applies only to coleslaw servers...
About Lisa
LISA BROWN is the bestselling illustrator and/or author of a growing number of books, including How to Be, The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming, and Baby Mix Me a Drink. Picture the Dead, an illustrated YA Civil War ghost story written with author Adele...
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